Jeffy's Kids!

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Jeffy's Kids! Channel: SuperMarioLogan Episode Number: 345 Air Date: December 5, 2017 (original) December 13, 2017 (censored) Previous episode: Bowser Junior Gets Sick Next episode: Super Mario Got Milk (2017 remake) (overall chronology) The Diamond (series chronology)

"Jeffy's Kids!" is the 345th episode of SML Movies. The original name was "Jeffy Has Kids!".

Synopsis

Jeffy has kids with his Cheerios box!

Why Jeffy Shouldn't Have Kids

1. Even with how many times SML is unrealistic, there is absolutely no way a Cheerios box should be able to get pregnant.
   • Jeffy getting his Cheerio box pregnant is pretty absurd because he was 13 at the time.
2. Very poor attempts at "humor", such as Brooklyn Guy eating the Cheerios box's afterbirth and Jeffy naming his kids Pusshole 1 and 2.
3. This episode is also considered Bowser Junior torture as the latter gets arrested for eating cereal. Yes, the cereal boxes were Jeffy's kids, but they clearly were never alive to begin with.
4. Tons of unnecessary gross-out humor, vulgar humor, and adult jokes, such as the infamous ending where Jeffy demonstrates how he impregnated the Cheerios box with a bagel and banana.
5. Jeffy's screaming at the beginning is extremely annoying.
6. Plot hole: How is Jeffy Junior born with clothes?
7. Jeffy makes for a terrible parent. While it is understandable since his real mom was also a terrible parent, he literally feeds his kids diabetes in the form of dinner, beats Jeffy Junior for behaving like the baby he is, and calls him a "f*ckwad".
8. Bad ending: Jeffy Junior flushes himself down the toilet (somehow), and Bowser Junior gets arrested for eating cereal.
9. Overall, this is the worst SML episode of 2017 due to all the absurd reasons listed above.

Redeeming Qualities

1. Some quotes/jokes are funny, such as Jeffy recalling the tale of "Goldif*ck" and the "cereal killer" joke.
2. Despite the episode being extremely disturbing, it teaches a good moral of not having kids until you’re ready.
3. Thankfully, this video was privated in 2018 due to controversy.

Trivia

• Logan uploaded the censored version of this video to test if it would get demonetized or age-restricted.
• This video gained a universal backlash due to highly inappropriate nature.
• This also means that it was the beginning of the demonetization issue, first declared in "Jeffy Plays Minecraft!".
• This is the second time that Logan reposted a video. The first video to be reuploaded was "Jeffy Gets Help!".
  • This is also the first time a video gets reuploaded more than once.
• Logan initially said in a Chilly vlog that he had the idea for this video but was unable to make it because YouTube's policy prevented him from showing Jeffy humping the Cheerios box. He eventually went through with the video but didn't show Jeffy humping the box.
• This is the second time that Bowser Junior was arrested, the first being "Bowser Junior Sneaks Out!".
• This is the third time a food item "dies", the first being in "Bowser Junior's Pet!" and the second being "No Crust!".
• This episode marks the last a few things for Rosalina:
  • Her final appearance until "Jeffy's Switcheroo!".
  • Her last appearance in 2017.
  • Her final appearance on the original SuperMarioLogan channel.
• The ingredients Jeffy used to make his kids dinner are:
  • Little Bites Muffins
  • Cheetos Puffs
  • Chips Ahoy Cookies
  • Jolly Rancher Pop Tarts (Watermelon Flavor)
  • Haribo Gummy Bears
  • Trolli Gummy Worms
  • Goldfish Crackers
  • Zebra Cakes
  • Brownies
  • Marmalade syrup
• The video was age-restricted before it was twenty-four hours old, most likely for at least one of four possible reasons.
  • Use of excessive profanity.
  • Jeffy abusing his kids.
  • The Cheerios box being pregnant and/or sexual references.
  • Brooklyn T. Guy eating the cheerios and calling it afterbirth.
• This is the 6th SML video to be age-restricted, and the second to be reuploaded.
  • That is due to Logan reuploading it because he doesn't want his videos to get age restricted.
    • The video has been reuploaded 3 times, with the original title being "Jeffy's Kids!" and the current title being "Jeffy Has Kids!".
    • This means this was the most reuploaded SML video.
      • The latest version of the video is currently demonetized presumably because of the reasons why it was age-restricted until May 2018.
• This SML Movie is similar to "Chef Pee Pee's Kids" but is also different because in "Chef Pee Pee's Kids," Cody uses a Baby Machine, and in this SML, Jeffy gets a Cheerios Box pregnant.
• In a Chilly vlog, Logan says that he filmed this video 4–5 months prior to its release. Logan also said he didn't upload it because he had a deleted scene that has Jeffy "making" kids with the Cheerios box.
• This is the first time in which one of Jeffy's sentences in his rampage does not at least have one swear word.
• This is one of the very rare times where Earthy Crust by Jingle Punks plays at the beginning of the video.
• When Brooklyn T. Guy said that a homeless guy called because his cardboard box was sick, he is probably referring to Hansel.
• In August 2018, the normal video and the family friendly version was deleted for unknown reasons, possibly heavy sexual references and the mass swearing.
  • Almost a year after, the original video was deleted again.
• This episode is uploaded 6 years after "The Bird's and the Bee's" and 10 years after "Luigi won't be in SSBB".
• This is the 11th and final video to be deleted in the New House, and the last video ever to be deleted on Logan’s channel.

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